Look, I get it.  Valentine's Day is coming up, and that's like Christmas for dating services.  That being said, I harbor an unspeakable level of hatred towards these people:

Seriously.  MAKE IT STOP.  Nobody cares about your fuckin' drywall dancing, and most of us "geeky chemist" types find it more offensive than endearing that you were so surprised that your beloved Joshua might actually have some sort of artistic sensibility beyond an appreciation for a really beautiful mechanism.

 

And what the fuck kind of name is Tanyalee anyway???

 

This commercial actually makes me want to break up with my boyfriend, WHO I MET ON YOUR SITE, just to prove you assholes wrong.