I am so screwed.
There's a new girl around the 4th floor today - not sure who she is or what she's doing here, but I hope her stay will be brief.
Why, you may ask?
Because she is TOTALLY the VGLM's type. Tall, blonde, young, athletic, beautiful with her hair in a ponytail and no noticeable makeup on.
Lord, if you love me, you will make her a lesbian.
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5 comments:
An athletic girl, with no make up and her hair in a pony tail? Total lesbian.
But not like butch athletic - hot and effortlessly cute athletic. Think more beach volleyball than basketball. :)
This is what friends are for. All I need is a name and number. Geez, what I'm not willing to do for you.;)
I'll be happy to take the bitch out for you. I had my next to last class today so I'm feeling fairly fiesty! :)
While I appreciate the offers, I'm not sure a whacking is required. :) I realized when I came in today that the desk she was sitting at all day yesterday is, in fact, regularly occupied by someone else (I wasn't sure yesterday because my desk faces the opposite direction so I'm never quite sure who sits where). So it's entirely possible it was just a one-time visit, because if she were here for good, she would have set up camp at a desk of her own. Crisis (possibly) averted...
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