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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wahooty!

1. Wahooty is 984 feet tall!
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Wahooty.
3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Wahooty supply.
4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Wahooty.
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Wahooty'!
6. New Zealand was the first place to allow Wahooty to vote.
7. South Australia was the first place to allow Wahooty to stand for parliament!
8. You can tell if Wahooty has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
9. It's bad luck to put Wahooty on a bed.
10. Wahooty can taste with her feet.

Courtesy of The Mechanical Contrivium.